"You miserable, desperate harlequin," Bob whispered, his voice rising with theatrical glee. "I accept. But know this, Krusty: I am not coming back to be your fool. I am coming back to reclaim my dignity. And perhaps... to orchestrate your spectacular, final curtain call."

Bob cleared his throat. "Ladies and gentlemen, observe the tragic figure before you. A man so desperate for adulation he would sell his own pacemaker for a chuckle."

CLANG.