Ubgwtf.gitlab 'link' -

# Deploy to production (protected branch) deploy_production: stage: deploy script: - echo "Deploying $CI_COMMIT_SHORT_SHA to production…" - ./scripts/deploy.sh prod $CI_COMMIT_SHORT_SHA environment: name: production url: https://www.ubgwtf.com only: - main when: manual protected: true

The commit history is even stranger. The initial commit, pushed 5 years ago, was titled: It begins. No, wait. It ends. Let's call it a middle. ubgwtf.gitlab

Or worse—nothing at all.