American Pie 6 Beta House: Best

ERIC STIFFLER stands in the center of the room, looking at a wall of photographs. He is admiring a picture of his cousin, Matt Stifler, and the legendary "Stifler Master" himself, Steve Stifler.

DWIGHT Who the hell are you?

The night of the Apotheosis arrived. Rain lashed the windows. Inside, Beta House throbbed with chaotic energy. The Trashcan Punch Bowl worked its magic. A philosophy major began debating the existential nature of the goldfish on the staircase. Erik, surprisingly, became a champion of the Stifler Staircase by simply crawling on his belly and letting the physics of slime carry him upward. american pie 6 beta house