If you find this log… don’t cry for me.
The first case was a kid in Ohio. He opened a spam email titled “UR FREE MLG HAT TF2.” Attached was a file: Illuminati_Confirmed.exe . He double-clicked. mlg virus
By morning, he’d constructed a pair of oversized sunglasses out of shattered monitor glass and declared himself “xX_NoScope_King_Xx.” Then he sneezed. The sneeze wasn’t a sneeze. It was a . Three decibels shy of lethal. If you find this log… don’t cry for me
I’ve seen a man try to drink an entire 2-liter of Code Red through his eye socket because “that’s how the pros do it.” I’ve seen a National Guard unit get wiped out by a single chorus of “Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life” played through a stolen church organ. He double-clicked
He whispers: “Pwned.”
If you downloaded a file claiming to be an "MLG Antivirus" and your computer starts acting strangely, you may have an actual malware infection . Common signs include:
I’ve rigged the pool with speakers. I’m going to play the one sound they can’t resist—a low-quality recording of “Smash Mouth – All Star” played backwards at 0.25x speed. It will draw them all in.