Pooping Hidden -

And then it happened. A smooth, complete, effortless evacuation. No strain. No heroics. Just a foot-long, perfect S-curve log that hit the water with a satisfying plop . He looked down. Type 4. The gold standard. His body wasn't broken. It was patient.

If you want to be extra fancy, words like "excreta" or "evacuation" are the proper academic terms. pooping hidden